Wednesday, January 5, 2011

How many reports would it take to reach space?

I am so sick of paperwork. Remember computers were suppose to help us use less paper.  Maybe the invention of the computer was funded by money from the paper mongols in order to trick us in to ultimately using more paper. Crazy?  yes, like a fox.  I don't know about you, but I can churn out a rain forest in one afternoon at work. I have to ask myself, do they ask for all these reports because they really use them or because they can? I wonder as I find myself having to give the same information over and over chewed up and spit out in a different format so all the people in the chain of command can receive the information how they want it.  What ever happened to everybody gets the same report?  Computers I tell you, they have made the expectation for us to read faster, type faster, produce faster and on and on and on.  Now don't get me wrong I LOVE MY COMPUTER when I get to use it for what I want.  The endless report thing, not so much. I am running out of places to hide the stacks and stacks of reports.  How long are you suppose to keep this stuff 3 years, 5 years. 10 years?????? O My God paper IS KING!! Imagine how big and far into the universe all the paper in the world would reach if it were stacked in one pile. Then the aliens could walk on down the staircase of paper and leave their spaceship parked.  How Green would that be?  It would probably piss Al Gore off, imagine how much money he would lose from not being able to sell them carbon credits.
My work towards change for the day...I am eating prunes... I am hoping I am one long bathroom stop from backing into a smaller clothes size.  As for the diet, not such a good day... damn paper.  Didn't get any windfall today as far as finances go.... damn paper. Wish reports were worth more than the paper they are written on..... I would be one resolution closer to success for the New Year....O Well at least I still have my sense of humor... Until tomorrow.....

Hi I am Al Gore, Welcome to Earth.....

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